Innovative Agriculture

2010-12-28

Due to staggering advances in genetic engineering, we’ll soon be able to have a completely sustainable christmas. The advantages of the so-called basmati christmas tree are amazing:

  • once you are through with christmas just take the needles (read: rice), make a nice meal out of them and reuse the wooden parts as chop sticks – this way nothing needs to be thrown away
  • it’s already white, so you don’t need (artificial) snow
  • if you’re unsure which christmas present you need to bestow on ,for example, your spouse, just find a nice rice bowl
Basmati Christmas Tree, (c) 2010 Ingmar Drewing

The Basmati Christmas Tree

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