First steps in Manga Studio (Debut, that is). It’s a lot better for drawing than PS, imho.
And I’ve still got a long way to go to get accustomed to the tablet.

Due to staggering advances in genetic engineering, we’ll soon be able to have a completely sustainable christmas. The advantages of the so-called basmati christmas tree are amazing:

• once you are through with christmas just take the needles (read: rice), make a nice meal out of them and reuse the wooden parts as chop sticks – this way nothing needs to be thrown away
• it’s already white, so you don’t need (artificial) snow
• if you’re unsure which christmas present you need to bestow on ,for example, your spouse, just find a nice rice bowl

The Basmati Christmas Tree

Have you ever organized a tombola and asked yourself why you have to disappoint the not-so-lucky participants?
Yes? Me too – that’s why I invented the “Tombola Cookies”:
Instead of a simple folded piece of paper the participant gets a fortune cookie, which contains either a profound piece of wisdom or he actually wins a prize. This turns the event into a true win-win tombola

Every host knows this problem: the guests won’t eat the last piece of cake, pizza, etc.
I just had a brillant business idea, which will finally solve this problem – the eternally lasting last piece: I’ll produce convincingly looking plastic food shaped in form of pizza or cake or whatever you want to serve to your guests.
This will make it easy to finish off every real piece of food for your guests, because they won’t be ashamed of looking as greedy and bad mannered as they really are.

And to prevent people from eating the everlasting last piece it will be marked with a little sign that reads “last piece”.

Boy, I gonna be a millionaire soon

New research in the field of consumer logistics imply, that the number of moving crates a person requires depends upon his or her age. Though the number rises steadily, there is an anomaly for very high input values, which is not yet completely understood.

Prevent your children from being scared by math – with MathyCosy your son or daughter will develop a strong and deep positive feeling towards everything mathematical.
Not even the worst math teacher will be able to scare them into humanities!

Have you ever attended an IT-convention and wondered why your name badge ist still made of paper? Then this fantastic new App is for you: just turn your smartphone into a fully featured name badge!
And believe it or not, but with this most appealing solution your name is even readable when the lights go out. Absolutely amazing!

[yes, this is satirical]